id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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