I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Bring me that man meat
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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