If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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