too bad you live with your parents still
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
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