Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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