we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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