Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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