I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
he thought i was a dude.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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