i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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