A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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