I wish I could teleport
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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