Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Can I color on your dick again?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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