so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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