I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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