i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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