Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I'm bleeding and have questions
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Randomize
