i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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