No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize
