i just had sex bonerless
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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