how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Where are you guys?
Drunk
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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