i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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