there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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