I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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