So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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