Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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