i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
handjob tips. give me some.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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