Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
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