I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
3pm strippers are depressing
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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