Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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