Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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