im gay
i know
yea but for you.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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