I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
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