Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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