Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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