What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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