Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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