Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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