Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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