She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
