I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
it glows. i had to have it.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Randomize
