another moral hangover. fuck.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Also, beer. Big fan.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
We're too hungover to prance.
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