Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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