I didn't shave. On purpose
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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