This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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