i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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