I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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