Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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