Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
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