yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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