Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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