Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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