Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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