Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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