No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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